QUOTE OF THE WEEK

"The Heisman trophy race is more confusing than Lindsay Lohan's personal life."

-Rece Davis on ESPN's College Football Final

QUOTE OF THE WEEK

“Most people are proud of where they're born. In New York, they're proud of where they live.”
-Ricky Gervais

PS. If you ever told me I’d be quoting Ricky Gervais (let alone a quote he said to Cindy Adams!) I would have told you you’re nuts. But it’s rather moving.

QUOTE OF THE WEEK

"I love your hat! You look absolutely fabulous in it - but dahhhling, it's winter!"

- Some douche bag guy at NYC hotspot Rose Bar Friday night to me.

I think I was so taken back I actually said, "thanks." Five minutes later a guy with his entourage walks into the lounge wearing the same "winter" hat. Ha! I'm not the only person who thinks - knows- they're still stylish. If I was mean I would have said something along the lines of, "Thank you for your style tips but from the looks of it you aren't someone who should be giving them. If you had any fashion sense at all I might actually be offended, but you don't, so I won't waste any more of my time. Have a fabulous night." But unfortunately that would only lower me to the level of "douche." Hence, my evil alter ego can't have it's way... nor does my evil alter ego think of things to say on the spot.

QUOTE OF THE GAME

"And up to bat, here comes Evan 'Don't call me Eva' Longoria."
-Baseball Announcer, Game 3 Tampa Bay v Philly